i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

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posting a video because I dont have anything else to do

the-asgardian-mistress-of-221b:

wordscannotdestroyme:

 

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution 

Someone bumped into my chair and I kept sleeping

Someone bumped into my chair and I spilt my bloody tea

Accurate doesn’t even cover this

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